When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

a crossbreed between scene, punk, and indie kids
only cool kids are spunkie

or another word for horny

oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand

- spread it around-

=)

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.

An endearing term used for a girl with a butt so attractive you could jizz all over it...