When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.
Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
by Hagrid Ginger plums August 01, 2017
by PohTayToez December 05, 2010
Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.
Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
by Murdertrainacomin September 27, 2010
a crossbreed between scene, punk, and indie kids
only cool kids are spunkie
or another word for horny
oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand
- spread it around-
=)
only cool kids are spunkie
or another word for horny
oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand
- spread it around-
=)
"whoa that girl is wearin a studded belt, cow boyboots and has a flippin' mo-howak! Shes so spunkie!"
"Damn! she makes me so spunkie!"
"That girl gave it to be spunkie!"
"Damn! she makes me so spunkie!"
"That girl gave it to be spunkie!"
by look out your window August 23, 2009
To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.
by Keith the Nomad November 21, 2006
An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.
The ginger cat was Yakuza-Spunky compared to the group of russian belly-dancers that were gathered around it.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009