The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.
My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.
by acefan February 27, 2009
A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."
Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."
Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."
Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009
an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.
by shaftshagnasty July 13, 2008
by Spedx16 January 26, 2009
by Dan Antosh June 28, 2006
The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.
1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.
2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.
2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.
by Construction Guy August 09, 2009