when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 16, 2006
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