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An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
by mr smith March 07, 2005
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
by Poison Dart II August 23, 2009
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An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.
"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
by the chavez June 30, 2011