Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

Any person or animal that has the distinct smell of boiled garlic with a light balsamic undertone.