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spuke

The combination of the words puke and spew to double the effective-ness of both words.

Dude, I read the definition for Pink sock and I freakin spuked!!! Theres some sick fucks out there...

by hamstar April 04, 2005

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spuke

The combining of the word "Puke" (as to vomit) and the word "Shit" (as to defecate). Meaning to "Puke" and "Shit" at the same time.

"I pulled my hand out of her pants, and it smelled so horrible, I Spuked all over her and the bed"

by Suicidal King April 12, 2005

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Spuke

When you sneeze and puke (whether it be in your throat or spit out) all over the place
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing

Person 1: Dude I just totally spuked!
Person 2: What the heck is that?

Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?

by paulsys June 10, 2013