male jizz that has strayed from its intended course.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

I take issue with the existing definition. If one were to deposit male jizz onto a woman breasts, i don't think anyone would argue that it could be referred to as spuge (spooge). But if her breasts are in fact the "intended course," then the existing definition would discredit it as spuge (spoke). Allow me to submit this definition... "Spuge (Spooge) is male ejaculate that has been launched externally, free to chart it's own course whether the destination be intended or unintended."

A mix of every kind of bodily fluid that can end up on your shoes. Includes blood, vomit, shit, piss, pus, phlegm, etc...