Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of hugging or holding someone close from the back.

{Origin: 2006 RM Tunick; The combining of Spoon and Hug}
Jane loves when Bob spugs her, but always feels a bit weird when his man meat rubs against her rear.
by RM Tunick January 11, 2007
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The romantic act of being tugged off from behind whilst being spanked. The hand must go between the legs and the chap must be on all fours. Only possible in a long term relationship.
I'd go moggy for a spug.

Go on love, give us a spug.

Darling, it's been so long since you last spugged me.

I could murder a spug.
by DSAHMB October 19, 2011
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A word used in Evony (esp NA19, assegai) for a parasite/gimp alliance member that has an eternal longing to use the CAP LOCK and beg for help.

when alliance members use the cap lock by accident others refer to it as the SPUG KEY.
OMG look at the new guy..HE IS A SPUG
by judicium November 06, 2010
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One who is forcefully attuned to his halo skills
Litium is no match nor is stinogle
by Spug January 25, 2004
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