All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.