by henkster/hobophobic/razz December 04, 2003
Verb.
Past tense spronked.
When you're trying to grind on someone at the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school gymnasium.
Past tense spronked.
When you're trying to grind on someone at the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school gymnasium.
"I was feeling a bit hot and bothered at the dance, but I could only feel her up through a spronk because the teacher knows my dad. "
by The Thickness Sickness January 29, 2018
To be banged, smashed, fucked or penetrated in a homosexual way. To have homosexual relations or preform homosexual oral acts.
by Alistair Martin May 26, 2017
To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.
You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*
Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!
You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*
Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!
Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!
You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*
Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!
by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017