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1. An exclamation between men used to express sexual interest in a third party. (i.e. the "sound" of a sudden erection.)
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.

see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word
1. Joe: "Whoa, check out that hottie."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
by C. Seggelin November 07, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A sprained groin
You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.
by Cpt. Obvious April 01, 2003
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The noise made when the button on a woman's top that's just a little too tight explodes away and reveals a lot of cleavage.
*sproing* holy shit her boobs are huge that button put out my eye
by zufield October 25, 2007
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This is what happens when your horse spooks, jumps, and hops all in one movement for no apparent reason. It is akin to riding a pogo stick that has a bent spring on an oil slicked road.
I was riding my horse, and she did not warm up properly so she sproinged when I asked her to trot.
by TripleERanch July 16, 2020
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