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To ejaculate at an inappropriate moment, usually in a way that is embarrassingly humorous to those around you.
"I bet Chris is the kind of guy who 'sproiks' during a lapdance"
by lessdrama April 04, 2008
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May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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