1. Verb, To attempt what another has failed to achieve.

2. Noun, an attempt at what another has failed to achieve.
I can't open the jar, will you have a sprog?

or

A: I can't find the keys.
B: I'll sprog.
by Xandrake May 04, 2007
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Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.
'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.
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A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.
Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.
by sinospy October 14, 2009
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When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno March 30, 2016
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colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.
ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.
by Benny! April 20, 2004
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someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm
david, you're such a sprog muncher
by aagg April 09, 2008
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