1. the wanting the present to become summer
2. slacking off in school because the year is almost over
3. the wanting to be outside every day rather than inside

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Excessive horniness eclipsed by post nasal drip.

Also a subtle, non-offensive way of suggesting that someone is horny. See also: beaver fever.

The act of being obsessed with the musical, Spring Awakening.
Symptoms include: Being able to recite every line, knowing every cast member's name and autograph, and being hopelessly in love with Jonathon Groff