by martinspreads April 11, 2010
The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response
Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
by clowny g March 02, 2011
Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.
by markassamous October 15, 2013
The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.
by Ajmontana July 12, 2019
Greg just masturbated.
Greg did not wash his hands.
20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.
Greg did not wash his hands.
20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.
by Chris Nice June 11, 2012