mixing top ramen noodles, mayonaise, chips and usually any other kind of junk and mixing it all together and eating it.
Check it out, yo! I put hot cheetos in my spread and it turned pink!
by Paperdoll2207 July 17, 2008
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The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.
I'm in the locker room, I turn around and boom, she snuck in a hit me with "the spread"!
by AyoDirtySauce November 04, 2015
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In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.
Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.
by bitterspice May 30, 2005
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When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.
"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
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by foshee p February 07, 2006
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Elizabeth: damn, look at my boyfriend. He's my spread.

Evelyn: coo.
by big poppa, bitch. May 05, 2013
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When you need to read quickly/at speed. It can also be when your just a naturally fast reader.
Keegan Worth started spreading late at night.
Drew Sandison is naturally good at spreading.
by PewdiepiePredator January 04, 2020
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When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)

Florida boys do it the best
Ayy look at jitt spreading his money
by Ibeendat December 27, 2019
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