Robert always wanted to bone Bernice but she was not into him so he spratted on her instead.

i spratted your mum last night.

Hey you damn sprat quit being a sprat.
guy 1 "I did her last night"
guy 2 "really? thats cool where did ya'll do it at?"
guy 1 "right in her sprat"
guy 2 "no i mean what location"
guy 1 "the sprat"
guy 2 "you're an idiot"
guy 1 "you're a sprat"

1) Arrr e sprat me innit doh
2) Dnt sprat me i wnt all me chnge bak lyk

She is such a sprat.

Tell that sprat to shut up.

I had bad diarrhea and it sprat all over the back of the toilet bowl.

I'd rather sprat in my pants than have to cop a squat in the bushes here. Who knows what critters will try to crawl up my poop tube.