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A person who is great all around. always very beautiful. has an awesome personality, is very smart. A Spozmai loves shopping and likes drama. A lot. At the end of the day, if you are with a Spozmai you are very lucky. Just make sure to look for bombs and if she starts saying Allah Akbar probably run.
by M1chaelP1o December 14, 2017
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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honestly, there isn't one word to describe spozmai.
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
spozmai is a beatiful mo'fucker. physically and spiritually? idk bitch u have a beutiful soul. peace out.
by spozria...maybe May 19, 2021
3
honestly, there isn't one word to describe spozmai.
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
by spozria...maybe May 19, 2021