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A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.
Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.
by sand dollar January 05, 2008
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up
by CarverO October 16, 2006
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A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.
Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.
by Liz August 21, 2004
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The area between your anus and your genitals (Perineum). Gender neutral form of banus.
I've got an itch on my spotch!
by Daniel Somers March 02, 2008
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