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jock type guy on the constant prowl for chicks (mainly at bars), over-gelled hair, tight shirts, drives a modified Honda with a loud but still mediocre engine etc etc
check out that sporto over there trying to pick up chicks at the gym
by check this shit out June 29, 2004
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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Playful reference to jock or meathead - first pop culture could find was the motion picture The Breakfast Club.
Bender to Andrew:
Come on Sporto, level with me. Do

you slip her the hot...beef...

injection?
by ThePompadourPls October 09, 2020
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noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills and plays at a rec level; generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided at all costs.
Hey Kranny, quit being such a fucking sporto!
by sportotoronto July 27, 2008
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noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills, generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided SEE ALSO rule-caller
Shut your trap Kranny and stop being such a sporto.
by sportotoronto July 15, 2008
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