by hizzo May 31, 2003
Simply the worst thing ever. Sports are played by athletes who are most likely playing for either money or just so they can say that they are so much better than everybody else. (See jock) There are few athletes that actually play for fun, and those are typically the ones who aren't fucking retards. Unfortunately, if you don't enjoy playing sports, you'll be classified as wimpy loser with no life.
by quzu May 03, 2011
Joe: video games aren't a sport.
Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?
Joe: yes?
Bob: then it's a sport.
Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?
Joe: yes?
Bob: then it's a sport.
by Ereck Flowers November 09, 2014
Any of a number of activities that meet the following criteria:
1)Must have physical training to play.
2) Must have more than one person involved to play.
3) Must have a clear and defined set of rules.
4) Must have the potential of physical harm
4) Something a person with a "D" cup or larger cannot excel in.
1)Must have physical training to play.
2) Must have more than one person involved to play.
3) Must have a clear and defined set of rules.
4) Must have the potential of physical harm
4) Something a person with a "D" cup or larger cannot excel in.
"Cheerleading isn't a sport, Jenny is sporting Double D's!"
"Golf is a sport, you need a caddy. If you don't have a caddy, you can't call yourself a player."
"I'm a 3 time All-American Beer Pong Champ."
"Golf is a sport, you need a caddy. If you don't have a caddy, you can't call yourself a player."
"I'm a 3 time All-American Beer Pong Champ."
by Sterner September 03, 2008
Basically a replacement for every word ever
But Top definitions include
Doing
Going to
Have sex with
Something to say when there is nothing else to be said
But Top definitions include
Doing
Going to
Have sex with
Something to say when there is nothing else to be said
Bro, what are you sporting after work?
I was gonna sport that really hot girl, who conveniently happens to be my neighbor the latina porn star
well sport
I was gonna sport that really hot girl, who conveniently happens to be my neighbor the latina porn star
well sport
by smelly_poop July 01, 2009
Clearly the people who made postings here are fat losers who sucked at sports and were made fun of in school because they have no athletic ability. If anything is a waste to this world its not sports, its the air that these fatass losers breathe.
Sports have been around for thousands of years and are very enjoyable, dont be angry because you suck at them.
by loca March 25, 2005
Ohh to all you fuckers here who defended sports, i'll be enjoying the burgers you flip for me when we're all out of school. Sports are the most retarted pieces of shit that anyone could ever come up with. They were invented so the lazy dumbasses who don't give a shit about they're school work can have something to hope hope for, even though the only chance of someone becoming a professional athlete in high school is 1 in 10,000. Most people actually don't enjoy sports, they just pretend to like it cause other people do and they are scared of being outcastes. Women(and not all women but most women) tend to go for athletes only because they are also self-conciouss and they think dating an athlete will make them popular.
Typical among jocks and athletes (call them whatever you want I don't distinguish the two) you will find, arrogance, hypocricy, lack of dicipline, drug abuse, lazyness, abusivenss towards others, working shit jobs when they get older.
Typical among jocks and athletes (call them whatever you want I don't distinguish the two) you will find, arrogance, hypocricy, lack of dicipline, drug abuse, lazyness, abusivenss towards others, working shit jobs when they get older.
by i hate sports January 13, 2007