A game or competition in which extensive physical exertion and skill must be used in order to complete.
Hockey, basketball, soccer, football, tennis are sports!
by alwaysrightstopit October 12, 2015
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Any activity that involves leaning.
Simon knew that archery was a sport, because he had to lean to shoot the arrow.
by Logan the leaner October 12, 2017
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A secret masculine term to be used in public for a guilty pleasure.
"Did you see 'The Bachelor' last night?"

"Keep your voice down! We call it 'SPORT' in public."
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Something that requires a lot of activity and after it's done, nothing has changed, nothing at all. Except the bank accounts of those that are actually good at these sports.

Also: the pinnacle of inefficiency.
I'm too smart (lazy) to do sports
by El Psycho May 22, 2003
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One of the biggest wastes of time and contributors to the the downfall of the world
by Anonymous July 20, 2003
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Anything where physical or mental power is exerted
Basketball is a sport

Inter-Scholastic Sports: Scholastic Bowl etc.
by Louis the Second October 19, 2011
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1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.

"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"

"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
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