if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.
me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame*
dumbass jock: this game is awesome u fag

me: at least i have a funtioning dick.
by chainsawguy100 April 23, 2011
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Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.
Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.

Tom: Gotcha
by Gin December 15, 2004
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A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.
Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.
by paul mccabe May 25, 2005
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A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.
"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."
by Miss Lonelyhearts October 25, 2004
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Wyatt: The GRCCS boys won zones!
Eric: Yeah Wyatt and i saw a saskquatch
Stephan: Yeah and Cheerleading is a sport!!
by LMFMC FUCKER December 07, 2009
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home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.
Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.
by DeathBunny November 01, 2004
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A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.
I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!
by El Singario September 21, 2005
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