by Rosie November 05, 2003
The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
by MPDOWD & NKG April 09, 2010
verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.
by spissatus February 03, 2010
by J.S. Klein July 16, 2012
The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
by Bella the Cool March 16, 2006
Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.
by Giant Peach November 09, 2005