spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
by 4dimensional March 19, 2004
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Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.
"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011
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A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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by psthebirdbites January 10, 2012
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An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.
Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.
Jessica: Cool.
Jessica: Cool.
by quockmacs December 22, 2009
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1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile
1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!
by wild_wolf_cub November 08, 2003
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1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking.
2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.
3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.
3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.
by I am the Squid December 11, 2010
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Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 10, 2007
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