THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

Spooning in bed with an erection