The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.
George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.
by scoreJ6 June 01, 2007
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When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.
I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.
by supmannothinchillin February 13, 2009
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The act of a man spooning a woman with a little bit of pork.
"Ughhh Gene, I woke up with Ryan spoonin me and I felt his boner in my back, he was sporkin the shit outta me."
by Genomaculant November 27, 2011
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The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
by MPDOWD & NKG April 09, 2010
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verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.
by spissatus February 03, 2010
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