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The remnants on your hotel bedspread left over from the previous tenant.
Whilst on our honey-moon my new bride layed herself down on the bed only to discover she put her hand in some somewhat fresh spootie.
by phil harmonic December 02, 2005
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Spootie is that clearish greasy liquid that comes out sometimes when you fart.
Hey spootie-head you stink!

by Anonymous October 07, 2003
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