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When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.
My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.
by heminow? May 18, 2007
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.
"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)
by eM* April 12, 2005
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when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.
she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.
by spootbooty December 19, 2018
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A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.
"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."
by awzp April 25, 2019
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