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A religion that is when you pray upon a tiny spoon that is on top of a Christmas tree. Every night at 9:30 PM pray to the spoon in hopes life goes well. Every Sunday church will be held at 9:00 so please join us. (don't worry its not a cult <3)
Are you in the spoonieism religion?
by SPOONIEISM4LYFE December 09, 2019
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