When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

A word or phrase created by swapping the initial letters (or first consonant sounds) of two words or syllables to get a new word word or phrase. The spelling doesn't have to be correct, only the pronounciation is important. The term "spoonerism" was named after Reverend W.A. Spooner (1844-1930).

Not to be confused with anagrams, palindromes, and other word games.

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.