Urban Dictionary: spooger

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one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

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Jun 2 Word of the Day

Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007

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Someone who cums big.

I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.

by ted brantford March 06, 2005

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when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.

My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.

by sillygrrl April 29, 2011

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v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness

Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!

by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008

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