Spoo is when you have it coming out both ends so combining the two bodily functions gives you a combination of Spew and Poo.

It has caused the downfall of many good arses since the first known official diagnosed incident involving a 32 year old Melbourne man after drinking beer for four days straight and eating just beef jerky.
I won’t be at work Monday boss as I have a shocking case of Spoo and can’t move.
by The g machine November 05, 2019
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Someone who is being particularly annoying can be referred to as a spoo. The people who are most likely to be spoo's are people with the name, Robert.
Lois:"ugh, that Robert is such a spoo"
by Your Nan is a Pan August 19, 2017
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A flavour of noodles. Tastes like spoos and chicago.
"Wow I love spoos noodles, it tastes like the word!"
by Noodles enthusiast June 21, 2021
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Something cute, small, crazy, smart, weird, good looking, and funny.
My dog is a spoo, and so is my girlfriend.
by ESBirdnerd January 03, 2021
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To poo and spew at the time
I got so drunk I spooed everywhere .
I had to clean up spoo
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"To spoo or not to spoo"
" Oh what is that noise?" - Says Alex
"Just Damian and a cutie little Spoo
by KooterKurwa December 02, 2020
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A male in a sexual relationship with a spoo receptacle (female). Used frequently in the Usenet discussion forum alt.tasteless.
Often abbreviated SD.
"My spoo donor and I went out to dinner last night."
by Vomit Boy's Long Lost Twin August 12, 2005
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