a different form of saying spider

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

Spooder is slang of "spider" usually making it cuter. More common in memes than people saying it.

Cute exclamation or way of saying hello to any tiny, little, soooo not threatening, sprinting little spidery guy.

First used watching my ex play League of Legends... one of the characters jumps around screen in this jumpy little spidery manner causing me each time to excitedly squeal “spooder! spooder! spooder! spooder!”

Best announced in a quick, low voice whilst doing a little jig

(V)- the act of relieving oneself onto another person or object.

A way that someone says "spider" if they have a country accent this is very common in those people

Example:
Little boy from England: Oh my goodness Is that a SPIDER!?
Country boy: no it is a spooder apparently it is a Recluse Spooder highly deadly but also makes great companions to its trustworthy human friends. country boy picks spider up and pets it lightly

A spider that has aids. The common case of Spooder is when you feed a random spider chocolate and it will non-stop have severe seizures on the wall and possibly your face.