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Used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.

Used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.
1) What about a tennis match? I'll spood you for tomorrow after work.

2) Alice spooded Bob for a ping-pong match next friday.

3) I already got over 50 spoods this month!!!

4) If I win my next spood, I earn 10 points and I will be ranked in the first league!
by z00bs October 07, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.
I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.
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Affection moniker for spiders. May also be referred to as Spooder.
Unknown whether this term predated the invention of Spooderman (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Spooderman&amp=true) or arose afterwards.
Aww, what a cute little spood (referring to a particularly cute spider, such as a jumping spider)
by D4D77 September 11, 2019
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A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.
Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!

Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!
by JJPUSS February 04, 2010
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tiny area where the ballsack ends and penis begins.
by G-LO August 09, 2003
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The flat, spatula-like utensil that sometimes comes with ice cream cups, or given to you at the ice cream store. Often made of wood, spoods break very easily.
This spood is nug. Can't they give you a real spoon?
by pentozali March 10, 2009
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