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A sponge is what you call someone that you want to get your hands all over and something that you have to get wet. It's a sexual compliment.
Jorge: You are sooooo a sponge.

Courtney: Oh my.

Jorge: Now come here so I can get my hands on you and make you wet
by blukittygeek January 06, 2012
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verb. to mooch off of someone in a slick way usually by ripping them off in a business deal.

noun. a smooth individual who runs an illegimate company that profits by making deals that sponge others.
I must warn you. Don't sign a contract with him cuz he'll sponge off of you.
by D.Sponge December 01, 2002
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The term "Sponge" refers to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob often shows many signs of stupidty, and simpleness.
The simple/stupid person normally performs an action which makes them look stupid, and their brain is useless.

When calling one a sponge, you are referring to their lack of intelligence.
"... You're such a sponge!"

"Only a sponge could get away with that"

"You sponge"

"You Sponge head!"
by MaManfie June 20, 2007
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One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.
by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015
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One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.
by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015
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From "sponge bath" females in the Caribbean are expected to clean their privates before going to bed. Regardless of the circumstances--even when there is a hurricane, or some other natural disaster. It is expected that, although she does not have indoor plumbing, she must make provision for that obligatory "sponge"--such as collecting rain water.

Girls are trained very early on how to sponge. The focus is speed and efficiency. As a rite of passage are given their very own decorative plastic basins and are shown how to "sponge".
"Time to go and sponge, Mary."

"What happen-- you not sponging tonight? It's six o'clock..."

"You know I hear dat dese nasty women from England doe sponge?"
by setitstrate November 04, 2011
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Nautical Terminology: When faeces can be mistaken for something else especially when floating in the ocean.
faeces,turd,shit,poo,crap,sh*t,dookie
When I picked up the sponge and held it in my hand there was no mistaking what it was!

Look son,let me pick up this wonderful marvel known as a sea sponge...oh my god I picked up dookie!
by roguetrader December 23, 2004
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