A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

a heavy drinker

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.

a popular person who is self absorbed

The act of shamelessly groping girls

to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything