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Another name for boobs. Mostly used to describe ones tits.
oh man, her sponges are so soft.
by Wallofsponges November 24, 2016
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1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 13, 2004
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A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.
Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)
by Weknowall(Highschool) November 04, 2010
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A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.
Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.
by lDuskz January 06, 2013
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A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.
My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
by Tanaka December 17, 2004
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A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.
by Rorshock April 13, 2009
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