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The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts
"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"
by Master Apps December 04, 2004
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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a dream of spongebob giving you a blowjob; a blowjob in which you vision the person blowing you as spongebob
I had an awesome spongejob last night.

I can't talk now, im getting a spongejob.
by rosie3293 January 28, 2009
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A sexual reference as to what Spongebob and Patrick do together.
Spongebob: Hey Patrick. I'm Ready, I'm Ready!
Patrick: Good! I <3 spongejobs!
by Trong eh Dore March 15, 2010
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a sponge job is getting head from an old person that has no teeth and saggy skin
amr was gay and desprate so he got a sponge job from his grandpa
by anarchy rules June 27, 2006
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Bob-"Last night i totally got a spongejob!"
Tom-"I've always loved you."
Bob-"Lets do it."
(love making noises)
by freshfishbowl March 28, 2009
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