An older guy who spoils a younger, sexy girl for a no strings attached hangout, sex n shopping relationship....but not the same as a sugar daddy cuz he is:
a) not so old he's a historical artifact
b) kinda cute, just outside her age bracket
c) gonna buy her clothes and shoes, and salon visits, and spa treatments, etc. but not cars and houses and such nonsense as that
kinda like a "sugar daddy lite" for the girl who ain't interested in hookin up with sum old senior citizen but would like to be spoiled a little by a older but not old, kinda cute, guy that wouldn't be so weird and gross.
a) not so old he's a historical artifact
b) kinda cute, just outside her age bracket
c) gonna buy her clothes and shoes, and salon visits, and spa treatments, etc. but not cars and houses and such nonsense as that
kinda like a "sugar daddy lite" for the girl who ain't interested in hookin up with sum old senior citizen but would like to be spoiled a little by a older but not old, kinda cute, guy that wouldn't be so weird and gross.
Girl: So are you sayin you wanna be my sugar daddy?
Guy: No way! I'm not an AARP member!! I just wanna be your spoil buddy.
Guy: No way! I'm not an AARP member!! I just wanna be your spoil buddy.
by urbootyismykryptonite July 28, 2012
I'm going to spoil myself tonight with a good movie and a few beers.
It's your birthday, man! Spoil yourself! Hire a hooker!
It's your birthday, man! Spoil yourself! Hire a hooker!
by Kriss Edelweiss December 12, 2015
"Come on, let's go to your cousin's party tonight and have some fun!"
"No, it won't be fun, and my cousin is NOT cute"
"Aw, don't be such a spoil sport!"
"No, it won't be fun, and my cousin is NOT cute"
"Aw, don't be such a spoil sport!"
by sosso November 03, 2008
Children who use their parents' weaknesses in order to get material goods. The weakness is usually guilt. These are the kids who expect their parents to buy them an awesome car for their 16th birthday, and another car when they crash that one. These children are truly ridiculous and give kids everywhere a bad name.
Spoiled Brat - "Daddy! I want this car!"
Father - "I'm sorry honey but I need to pay for mortgage which I haven't paid since I had to buy that boat last year."
Brat - "But Daddyyyyy! The people at my extremely expensive private high school were making fun of me because my phone came out last month and theirs are all brand new!"
Father - "Okay sweetie, I'll buy you the car and a new phone. We can live in the car when the house gets taken away!"
Brat - "Yaaaaaay!! Thank you Daddy! I love you!"
Father's thoughts - 'Shoot me now...'
Father - "I'm sorry honey but I need to pay for mortgage which I haven't paid since I had to buy that boat last year."
Brat - "But Daddyyyyy! The people at my extremely expensive private high school were making fun of me because my phone came out last month and theirs are all brand new!"
Father - "Okay sweetie, I'll buy you the car and a new phone. We can live in the car when the house gets taken away!"
Brat - "Yaaaaaay!! Thank you Daddy! I love you!"
Father's thoughts - 'Shoot me now...'
by grrr mehhh rawrrr June 11, 2009
A person who's parents give them everything they want. They wait on this child hand and foot through their teen years and fill their child's head with a distorted view of reality. They often have elaborate and expensive parties. This child will cry if something is not their way. This child often will abuse and walk all over their family members. Thus includes hitting and gloating about their expensive things to their cousins. When they are caught they make a fake story and cry to get out of trouble.
Spoiled brat: I'm only 9 and have an iPhone. Do you have one???
Cousin:No
Spoiled brat: (singsongy) I love my iPhone. I love my iPhone.
Cousin: (slaps the shit out of spoiled brat)
Spoiled brat: (crying) Mommy!!! I was doing nothing wrong and my cousin hit me!!!
Mom: (to cousin) you terrible person hurting my poor baby!!!!
Cousin:No
Spoiled brat: (singsongy) I love my iPhone. I love my iPhone.
Cousin: (slaps the shit out of spoiled brat)
Spoiled brat: (crying) Mommy!!! I was doing nothing wrong and my cousin hit me!!!
Mom: (to cousin) you terrible person hurting my poor baby!!!!
by Cupcakegirlll December 27, 2012
by essaymcgee1 November 15, 2013

