The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

Stupid Piece Of Shit

(n.) At Luther College (Decorah, IA) SPO stands for "Student Post Office" and is used to refer to an individual's mailbox.

Nickname for a guy who is a piece of shit. As in his parent's should've pulled out.

SITE PROTECTION OFFICER - Makes less than the guy that takes out the trash

A person who is highly interested in sports often viewed in a negative light by the video game community. A person who dresses in a manner than personifies them as someone with a high interest in social activity and places little to no emphasis on video games. A person of the aforementioned qualities who seems to believe what he/she is talking about in relation to video games is factually correct when, in reality, it is not. The opposite of nerd. The word 'spo' is derived from 'sports kid' which was shortened to 'spo'k' and then finally shortened to 'spo'.