Splurge is a mythical creature whom rips the fattest of all bongs and has the lady’s in awe. Here is a short lists on ways to discribe this person:
Ross Day
Slightly temperamental
drug fulled
chooch lord
Man there goes Splurge hitting the hooch!
by BigAssBEANS November 13, 2018
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the act of someone and or something to be able to spit out a substance from their body.

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Yo, I just splurged all over my shower.
by JOOKES January 10, 2021
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To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'
"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"
by eyesbrow May 01, 2016
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oh no i have splurged on my vintage blackwhite money store album vinyl from the band death grips
by elmarkio April 15, 2021
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letting out all your aggression with one shot of the dick
Mitchie B is the ultimate SpLuRgEr, he will SpLuRgEr and SpLuRgEr everyday. Until one day his brother The Rock-y SpLuRgEr out SpLuRgEd him. He died. The End
by SpLuRgE-y November 01, 2019
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