by dr.smegman January 19, 2011
The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
by Liev Love April 24, 2007
by Elsie Gundo July 23, 2005
by TearsAreTheBestLube September 08, 2011
Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
by bobknob October 02, 2006
or 'splurfing the web'
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 02, 2013
by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 04, 2011