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When one sucks the dick of another whom is taking a shit on the toilet.
I have to poop. Are you up for a splumkin? I know you love sacking cock.
by J.Bethune January 21, 2016
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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