Top definition
(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by OLP sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven't memorized a fucking thing

also spelled splue
Mom I can't go to school today, I have the splu
by Sarah & Cammy January 22, 2008
Get a splu mug for your daughter Rihanna.
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Get a Planetary Quarantine mug for your friend Yasemin.
2
the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech
Katie: Where where you yesterday?
Kali: I got a case of the splu.
by LottieCia December 20, 2007
Get a splu mug for your papa Günter.