Urban Dictionary: splow

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to hit punch someone and get ready to fight.

A yo, if you don't back up off me i'll splow you.

by Erika Cottle May 03, 2005

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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

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Splow

A high five, or a request for one. Usually said while extending your hand to recieve said greeting.

"Splow it up!"

Arm is fully extended, hand is kind of low with the palm up.

by Dave: The Movie May 25, 2005

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Splow

The act of disrespectful ejaculation usually from a male to a female

I will splow that babe, hope she’s not underage.

by The parliamentary 016 February 06, 2020

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splow

verb.

To eat cereal out of someone's butthole. A more verbose useage of the phrase "blow me."

1."So why dont you go to the grocery store, head to the cereal isle, pick up some cheerios, and go splow yourself."

2."and while your at it why dont you splow me"

3."This POS car can go splow me"

4."That test really splows"

by Splowme Forit June 10, 2004

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splow

the release of beer as a funny joke was told

Timothy splowed beer after he found out his girlfriend was really a male

by hektor de la weba March 11, 2008

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