Urban Dictionary: splow

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to hit punch someone and get ready to fight.

A yo, if you don't back up off me i'll splow you.

by Erika Cottle May 03, 2005

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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A high five, or a request for one. Usually said while extending your hand to recieve said greeting.

"Splow it up!"

Arm is fully extended, hand is kind of low with the palm up.

by Dave: The Movie May 25, 2005

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The act of disrespectful ejaculation usually from a male to a female

I will splow that babe, hope she’s not underage.

by The parliamentary 016 February 06, 2020

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verb.

To eat cereal out of someone's butthole. A more verbose useage of the phrase "blow me."

1."So why dont you go to the grocery store, head to the cereal isle, pick up some cheerios, and go splow yourself."

2."and while your at it why dont you splow me"

3."This POS car can go splow me"

4."That test really splows"

by Splowme Forit June 10, 2004

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the release of beer as a funny joke was told

Timothy splowed beer after he found out his girlfriend was really a male

by hektor de la weba March 11, 2008

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