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Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.
If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.
by Scottie R July 18, 2006
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.
"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"
by RobinKate November 07, 2007
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