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When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.
"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"
by Plippy plop May 04, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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